List of things I want to do someday, when I am not busy doing shit every weekend, have a class every night, etc. Otherwise known as "uh, hopefully June."

• Catch up on every video on the Internet
• Catch up on every television show I've got on Hulu
• What are these things in the red envelopes gathering dust? What did I rent again?
• Oh hai, Internet, nice to meet you, I see there are a billion websites with interesting things saved here
• Sleep ten hours a day
• Preferably with no human beings around to interrupt this. I mean you, lawn guys that come by every Saturday blowing the leaf blower outside my door.

I'd almost be excited for a rainy day, except the rainy day may be TODAY and once again, I've got plans. Involving me being outside all night. This timing stinks.

And now back to chugging Mountain Dew and trying to make it awake for the next three hours.

http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/phillynow/2012/05/01/may-day-poster-depicts-decapitated-police-officer/

Occupy Philadelphia comes up with a poster of Pike being decapitated by a UNICORN. With a RAINBOW.

On the one hand, I love Joss Whedon stuff.

On the other hand, I do not like horror movies.

Yes, this might sound odd, but "horror movies" are about nastily slaughtering a bunch of idiots in ways that make me want to hurl on the floor of the theater. Which very nearly happened the one time someone dragged me to a horror movie in a theater (big screen + vomit scene = not good). TV shows like Whedon's, Supernatural, et al. aren't usually about a bunch of idiots, not everyone dies, and the good guys frequently come back from the dead, so I have people to root for.

I still can't figure out if I want to see Cabin in the Woods or not. I have gone around reading spoilers trying to figure out if the Whedon aspects rule out the stupid teen slaughter barfing in public aspects of it enough to see it. Still can't decide. Sounds 50/50. Yes, I know it's super awesome, but does that rule out the parts of horror I fucking hate?

ARGH I DON'T KNOW.

...Probably end up waiting until it's out on video, right?

So, in the middle of the night, the next door neighbors came home. Slamming doors, throwing things against the wall, and screaming "FUCK!" over and over and over again as loud as they possibly could.

On a Thursday? I know that's a "get yer drink on" night here anyway, but still. I was seriously pondering getting out of bed to call the cops.

I generally like apartment living, but when people do that...

1. Due to a lack of good 10 p.m. television on now, I have mostly gotten 8 hours of sleep for days in a row this week. This is pretty much miraculous for the likes of me.

So why am I still sleepy? Grrr.

2. I want to go to outdoor festivals this weekend. It is going to be 50 degrees and pouring ass rain at these things all weekend. To the point where I don't think it's worth going.

GRRR.

http://www.businessinsider.com/are-you-ready-for-sexy-pepper-spray-cop-perfume-2012-1

Comes with Adrienne Curry and a comic strip.

O RLY?

Yes, apparently I now need an icon of this for further pepper spray developments.

And someone started out the day by pepper-spraying the egghead sculptures that have eyes, or at least spray painting them with orange paint.

Geez.

Well, at least that was easily cleaned up.

Because guess what, the screaming and protesting is now heading for the financial building.

We're so not going off lockdown, are we?